Enjoy!

Right then, I'm a teacher and I have small children, I can definitely relate to this:

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses. Today it was 'taste'.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange .................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room!